The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -Unknown
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Yo mama so fat, when she sings, its over!
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