Funny Qoute's...

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. -Unknown

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Yo mama so fat, when she sings, its over!

It's ALL About The ATTITUDE!!!

“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, or skill. It will make or break a company... A home... The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.”

Aubrey Anthony

He's my best friend... Partner in crime... The person that makes me smile when I don't really want to... The one I go to for advice... He makes me laugh when I want to cry! =D Thank you for everything! Early morning Bible Reading sessions... Driving ALL the way out to HERALD lol to visit me and my family! Helping us move I forget how many times! Lol! For treating me like a lady and a princess... Your AWESOME!!! =D

The Girl Of My Dreams

A Love to Smile Upon
In my heart I can clearly detect
These Feelings to cherish and protect
A woman whom I can connect
And who has given me more than I expect.
I'm certainly beginning to suspect
That as a lover you are simply perfect
Making me like you in every respect
Can't help but smile whenever I stop to reflect.
Never forget how much I care for you.
God has truly blessed me with the most beautiful angel in heaven.